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Session 1: The Relics of Fate
The party is assembled to track down a set of artifacts stolen from Count Lucius Treva (by Ricky Levengton).
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor), Tyler (Akane)
Major NPCs: Lucinda Highfaith, Shrine Maiden of Arcanus; Count Lucius Treva, Lucinda's patron; Darius, Lucius' former guard; Bernard, Lucius' cook; Reginald, Lucius' butler; Livly Rindlesvelv, proprietor of the Boar's Hoof Tavern; Paliv, Livly's nephew; Jarth Rimfrost, elderly con-artist
Setting: Everbloom, Vigilance, Gellian
XP Awarded: 400
In-Game Date: 6th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 9/2/01
Quotes: "I can't believe those stupid dwarves actually ate gelatinous cubes." - Count Lucius Treva
Additional Info: n/a

Session 2: Yuan-ti Raid
The party has to rescue one of the artifact thieves after he and his family are kidnapped by a yuan-ti.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor), Tyler (Akane)
Major NPCs: Count Lucius Treva, Lucinda's patron; Livly Rindlesvelv, proprietor of the Boar's Hoof Tavern; Baron Johnson, Baron of Pinkerton; Roger Garathin, hero of Baron Johnson; Rivvet & Aulio Rivera, thieves
Setting: Everbloom, Vigilance, Gellian; Pinkerton, Vigilance, Gellian
XP Awarded: 600
In-Game Date: 7th-8th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 9/9/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a

Session 3: The Battle of Tripoint Hills
When an orcish army breaches Gellian's border, the party assists in the effort to drive them back. The party takes down an orcish scouting party.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Count Lucius Treva, Lucinda's patron; the Duke of Klenn; Queen Lightshroud, ruler of Gellian; Sir Verris the Righteous, Dragonrider of Valos, hero of Queen Lightshroud, wielder of the Amber Spear; Shirrk the Maggot-Nosed, head cleric of the armies of Korgnok the Vicious, wielder of the Spiked Flail of Contagion and Woe
Setting: Illianvox, Leiden, Gellian; Tripoint Hills, Farlines, Gellian
XP Awarded: 750(for all players)
In-Game Date: 9th-11th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 9/16/01
Quotes: "Boozer, sic 'em!" - Boffar, giving orders to his warpony
Additional Info: n/a

Session 4: The Happy Song of the Evergrowing Tree
When Niffy the Grig is kidnapped, his Seelie pals kidnap little Billy so he can be the New Niffy. The party endures s**tpits and circus freaks to rescue the real Niffy and set things right.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Rathnul, an adept of Diostarma; Jellise, a Shrine Maiden of Diostarma; Billy, the inkeeper's son; Niffy the Grig, singer of the Happy Song of the Evergrowing Tree; Kerry the Pixie, the party's guide; Sunny the Grig, Niffy's playmate; Jahél, Ringmaster of the Grand Lanil Circus
Setting: Mordayv, Farlines, Gellian; Freehaven, Farlines, Gellian; The Realm of Faeries
XP Awarded: 750
In-Game Date: 11th-14th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 9/23/01
Quotes: "What's wrong with the Happy Song of the Everdrinking Dwarf?" - Boffar
"Ewww, hairy!" - Boffar
Additional Info: n/a

Session 5: The Taxidermist's Dilemma
When the Rygess family sword is replaced with a fake by agents of Endoles Sama, the party must retrieve it before the general public finds out.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Pyxis (Tundra), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Count Byyrus of Lastwest; Sir Rygess III, hero of Count Byyrus of Lastwest, weilder of the gleaming sword La'akil; Rygess IV, aspiring Taxidermist; Sir Tylet the Black, hero of Lylkrain, the spiritual advisor to Endoles Sama; Janis Fiddlehook, slave of Sir Tylet; Lady Korinna Quickquet, patron of Pyxis and keeper of the Star of Alleus
Setting: Lastwest, Farlines, Gellian
XP Awarded: 750
In-Game Date: 15th-17th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 9/30/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: Trophy Room: "Dark Lightning," lightning enchanted greatsword +1 of Sir Tylet the Black

Session 6: Romp in the Woods with Fungi and Chairs
While passing through the Ergas Forest, the party battles flying Violet Fungi after being tricked by a Shrieker. After spending the night with the Thunder-Voice caravan, they then rescue some chairs that Vertigo was keeping prisoner in a Leomund's Secure Shelter.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Fudur-Arorg Mountaindweller, druidic hero of merchant Truehammer of Gloecoast; Vertigo, apprentice of the Mighty Chairstro, Maestro of Chairs
Setting: Great Caravan Way, Ergas Forest, Ephasia
XP Awarded: 1250
In-Game Date: 18th-19th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 10/7/01
Quotes: "Your patron's an idiot!" - Boffar
Additional Info: The DM did not name this session.

Session 7: Schmeturn Schmo Schmubleschmuck Schmanor
After tracking Ricky Levengton to Mami Fami Blami's Magical Fancy Debut at Bumble[achoo] Manor, the party is sidetracked by a series of silly murders.
DM: Tundra
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Schmaru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor), Various (Neobolts)
Major NPCs: Monticleese Bumble[sneeze], patron of Bumble[cough] Manor; Adonair Flestra Hukmuffin the Seventeenth, moustached female hero of Lord Bumble[hack]; Schmerlock Schmordon, schmeatest schmetective schmin schme schmowrld, schmero schmof Schmelminster, schmoozen of Schmystra; Schmover, Schmerlock's schmusty schmoodhound; Mami Fami Blami, magical idol singer; Mumi Fumi Blumi, Mami Fami Blami's evil twin sister
Setting: Nature's Gate, Ephasia; Bumble[wheeze] Manor, Ephasia
XP Awarded: 1000
In-Game Date: 20th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 10/14/01
Quotes: "We're cheering for the warpony. He's with a girl warpony right now. Go Boozer!" - Boffar
"By the time we get there you'll be sober." - Ruryk
"I'm not going to drink for the next hour or until he's caught, whichever comes first." - Boffar
"Where can we get these... floppy hats?" - Boffar
"Do I look like I need a physical? I'm a dwarf!" - Ruryk     "You look like you need free booze." - Mysterious Nurse
"Mess with Naru, she's played by Fallout!" - Boffar, breaking the fourth wall
"I'm not drinking for next 12 minutes!" - Boffar, sticking to his principles
"I think our presence here has been compromised." - Naru, after a drunk Ruryk tells everyone he meets the party's mission
"Schmoo schmas schmaccess schmoo schme schmitchen?" - Schmerlock Schmordon     "SHUT UP!" - Boffar
"Schmif schmou're Schmami Schmami Schmami, schmen schmo's Schmumi Schmumi Schmumi?" - Schmerlock Schmordon
"Schmarf! Schmarf!" - Schmover the schmoodhound
Additional Info: A drawing of the party | The DM's Notes [.doc file]

Session 8: Incident in Peterstown - Part One
The party is informed about a series of mysterious murders as well as raids a rogues' guild where Ricky Levengton was hiding.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Countess Fitzpatrick of Lasteast; Lady Dudinka of Eastern Corlea, hero of Countess Fitzpatrick
Setting: Lasteast, Cultare; Peterstown, Cultare
XP Awarded: 1250
In-Game Date: 21st-22nd of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 10/21/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a

Session 9: Incident in Peterstown - Part Two
The party takes down of pair of Vampire Spawn in the compound for sequestered aristocrats owned by Larek of Rysfeld.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Pyxis(Tundra), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Larek of Rysfeld, reclusive bard of great renown; Johann the Fighter, hero of Larek of Rysfeld; Lord Augustine of the Royal Court of Cultare, vampire spawn; Sir Wyvus of Gellian, brother of Augustine and also vampire spawn; Lady Korinna Quickquet, patron of Pyxis and keeper of the Star of Alleus; Capt. Artuno Josei, Sheriff of Peterstown; Lady Johnson, a mute who sees visions; Lady Johnston of Mothergreen, hiding from the public after an exposed affair
Setting: Peterstown, Cultare
XP Awarded: 1250
In-Game Date: 23st-24nd of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 10/28/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a

Session 10: Incident in Peterstown - Part Three
The party "subdues" Ricky Levengton and retrieves the remains Relics of Fate.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs:Capt. Artuno Josei, Sheriff of Peterstown; Granma & Granpa Emepar, centaur proprietors of Granma Emepar's Instrment Emporium; Ricky Levengton, of the esteemed Levengtons of the Nesis Mountains
Setting: Peterstown, Cultare
XP Awarded: 2000
In-Game Date: 24th of Senegral, FY2117
Real World Date: 11/4/01
Quotes: "An epic battle between dogs and banjos." - Neobolts
"Guess what Rysor was doing at the game? He was sitting on Xarren's flute!" - Dr. GOD, imagining talking to Xarren's wife
Additional Info: Trophy Room: "Sword Stealer," +3 impact heavy flail of Ricky Levengton

Session 11: Love Hijinks
The party takes time off in Benden City to commision needed magical items. Following a successful date, a budding romance between Naru and Ian goes sour after Ian becomes enraptured while training under a charismatic Dragonrider of Valos named Kevinna. Naru's jealous machinations are brought to an end by Kevinna's departure with new orders.
Also, the party rescues the kidnapped daughter of a merchant from an odd group of bandits hiding in a riverside cave.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs:Kevinna, Dragonrider of Valos and Knight of Gellian; Minitaros, minotaur wizard kidnapper; Rath, manicore kidnapper; Bobox, mimic kidnapper
Setting: Benden City, Cultare
XP Awarded: 1500
In-Game Date: 24th of Senegral-10th of Cullis, FY2117
Real World Date: 11/11/01
Quotes: "Taxil Necrobane? I trimmed his beard once." - Boffar
Additional Info: n/a

Session 12: McGrablee's Secret
While still on "vacation" in Benden City, the party becomes involved in stopping a half-orc bent on hunting down his absent father.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Pyxis(Tundra), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Sir George the Philosopher, retired military advisor; Lazirius, Sir George's Scribe; Lord Bilius of North Benden City, retired general; Manservant Gevius, Bilius' manservant; Count McGrablee of Chester's Ward, retired military raider & evil war criminal; Finthar, dwarven servant of Count McGrablee; Forknok, half-orc bastard son of Count McGrablee; Lord Selmestri the Abrupt, former military supply manager
Setting: Benden City, Cultare
XP Awarded: 1250
In-Game Date: 10th of Cullis-16th of Cullis, FY2117
Real World Date: 11/18/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a

Session 13: Vacation's End
With the final days of their vacation drawing near the party gets Boozer awakened (Int 18), throws a scandalous birthday party for Naru, and experiences the affects of planetwide babble on the holy day of Qorzaq.
Then, while passing the High Temple of Aurora, the party meets a young monk named Juliet Raywing. Boffar trounces a bard-hero from Lanil in a duel over a slave. Then the party trounces a Mage-Cleric of Xerces who wanted to show off for his new recruits.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk (Rysor)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Juliet Raywing, jaded monk; Garrenik the Bard, hero of Lord Neveron of Neslain; Franchesca Leone, former slave of Garrenik; Alowinn of Inmahge, Devotee of Xerces and hero of Lensilwa the Wizard
Setting: Benden City, Cultare; High Temple of Aurora, Cultare
XP Awarded: 2250
In-Game Date: 17th of Cullis-25th of Cullis, FY2117
Real World Date: 12/2/01
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: Trophy Room: "Destructor," +4 heavy mace of Alowinn of Inmahge

Session 14: Dark Master Baits Party
The party invades a cave to rescue citizens kidnapped by an agent of the Dark Masters.
DM: Rysor
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Krishena (Neobolts) Naru (Fallout)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Rannos Pomarj, agent of the Dark Masters; Amber Wintersong, Elven Squire of Ian Mclaren
Setting: Benden City, Cultare
XP Awarded: 1500
In-Game Date: 26th of Cullis, FY2117
Real World Date: 12/9/01
Quotes: "I'm a dancing happy dwarf..." - Boffar singing
"Just because she prances around with mistletoe in her hair doesn't mean she's a druid." - Boffar, insulting Krishena
"You're only 68? You're beard's probably still soft." - Krishena, insulting Boffar
"That's just what we need: horses, cohorts, and weapons that can outsmart the party." - Neobolts
Additional Info: n/a

Session 15: Neither Dr. GOD nor Neobolts is Taking the Blame for This
The party helps a noble human bard named Darias of Ryslin obtain a shocker lizard so he can return to human form after he was changed into a bugbear by a wizard. They travelled to Marcola where they retrieved a shocker lizard from Beastland's Tower. Afterwards, Darian of Rysfin impregnated Naru during a night of passion.
DM: Dr. GOD
Players: Beastlands (Tundra), Ian (Xarren), Darius of Ryslid (Neobolts), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk(Rysor)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Amber Wintersong, Elven Squire of Ian Mclaren; The Shocker Lizard Kings, a pair of trolls; the 80 ft. Termite, standing in for the GMC(Giant Mutant Cockroach)
Setting: Benden City, Cultare; Marcola, Cultare; Beastland's Tower
XP Awarded: 2000
In-Game Date: 27th of Cullis-11th of Aolinfyt, FY2117
Real World Date: 12/16/01
Quotes: "I thought my horse was my mom." - Anonymous
"This troll's starting to lose it's flavor." - Darial of Rysland
Additional Info: n/a

Session 16: Bad Moon Rising and Falling
The comet that has marred the skies for weeks eclipses the moon and then explodes, raining shards of rock imbued with dark power upon the Southlands. Thus the death of Zalenkas came to pass, and Skull of Ashes became the Lord of the Undead. The party heads underground on the advice of Taxil Necrobane and meets up with a stone giant named Roacloze. They all head out to find a earth mephit named Limpik.
Also, Naru had a miscarriage.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Pyxis (Tundra), Ruryk(Rysor), Zoffar (Akito)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Amber Wintersong, Elven Squire of Ian Mclaren; Franchesca Leone, former slave of Garrenik; Roacloze, a stone giant hermit; Taxil Necrobane
Setting: 3 days west of Benden City; Undersouth
XP Awarded: 2500
In-Game Date:11th of Aolinfyt-1st of Tel, CY0 (FY2117)
Real World Date: 12/23/01
Quotes: "If you have too much blood in your alcohol stream, you're dead." - The dwarves, describing Perelix's strict penalties for public soberness
"...go to Lanil, kill Ricky Levengton's family, take out the slave country, topple the government, and then build a brewery." - Boffar makes a "to do" list
"Hi, I am a slave who everyone, including the DM, has forgotten my name." - DM as Franchesca
"Why did I sleep with the dumbest dwarven women?" - DM as Taxil (not said in game)
"Suicide squad!" - The party, upon finding out they're all related to Taxil
Additional Info: n/a

Session 17: Purpose
With Limpik's guidance, the party makes the trek towards a surface exit via the Bridgways of the Ancients, where they suffer greatly obtaining victory over a drow ambush seeeking vengeance. Killed in the battle are Zoffar, Naru, and Pyxis.
Coming up beneath Benden City, they find that the city has decended into madness, and the nobles are being publicly stripped and auctioned as a result of revolt. The party establishes contact with the resistance, but does not share the resistance's strategy of small victories. Zoffar, Naru, and Pyxis are resurrected, and party members begin to question their motivation to adventure.
Summoned to a clearing outside of town by Taxil Necrobane, Taxil charges the party with a divine quest to eliminate the remaining presence of Zalenkas in the Southlands. Taxil gives his life to create 5 "White Stones" which can counteract Zalenkas' powerful "Black Stones". Boffar, Ian, Naru, Pyxis, and Zoffar each recieve a stone because each of them is a descendant of one of Taxil's previous incarnations. If they refuse the quest, they must pass the stones to other Taxil descendants.
DM: Neobolts
Players: Boffar (Dr. GOD), Ian (Xarren), Naru (Fallout), Pyxis (Tundra), Ruryk(Rysor), Zoffar (Akito)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Amber Wintersong, Elven Squire of Ian Mclaren; Franchesca Leone, former slave of Garrenik; Roacloze, a stone giant hermit; Limpik, earth mephit; Relaclak, Drow Cleric of Xerces; Bowsate, Drow Guard Captain; Taxil Necrobane, Emissary of the Covenant; Craylin, Dictator-General of Benden City; Lazirius, Sir George's Scribe; Tethyr Nightbreeze, resistance member
Setting: Bridgeways of the Ancients, Undersouth; Benden City
XP Awarded: 5000
In-Game Date:1st of Tel-1st of Elventide, CY0 (FY2117)
Real World Date: 1/13/02
Quotes: "This is an evil empire. You shouldn't be able to overthrow it with just a lantern archon and a portable hole." - DM
Additional Info: Trophy Room: "Rendaxe," +3 keen greataxe of Bowsate of the Drow of the Dark; "Darkdancer," +1 dancing quarterstaff of Relaclak of the Drow of the Dark

Session 18: The Party Passes Some Stones
Boffar, Zoffar, and Pyxis decline the quest Taxil entrusted them with and prepare to leave for the Dwarven Homelands along with Ruryk, Franchesca, and Boozer. Their White Stones are entrusted to Ian for bestowal upon other Taxil descendants. Naru, Ian, Amber, and Ruryk undertake a quest to discover the fate of some missing children. Aiding them are the resistance member Tethyr Nightbreeze, a scholarly wizard named Isis Goldpetal, a a mysterious elf named Zhyu Kyex. All three of them are Taxil descendants and are given White Stones. The party defeats a mysterious vampiric creature.
DM: Tundra
Players: Ian (Xarren), Isis (Dr. GOD), Naru (Fallout), Ruryk(Rysor), Tethyr (Akito)
Major NPCs: Boozer, warpony philosopher; Amber Wintersong, Elven Squire of Ian Mclaren; Franchesca Leone, former slave of Garrenik; Zhyu Kyex
Setting: Benden City
XP Awarded: 3000
In-Game Date:2nd of Elventide, CY0 (FY2117)
Real World Date: 1/20/02
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a

Total XP thus far: 29000
Modifiers: Zoffar, Naru, and Pyxis are -3000.