Kobolds Ate My Baby
| Kobolds Ate My Baby 2005 | |
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| Mayor | Valeria |
| System | BEER! Engine |
| Results | Winner: Epametheus |
One-shots. Kobolds attempted to gather delicious babies for King Torg (All Hail King Torg!). Drinking was involved.
New Year's Eve 2005
PCs
- Siryn (Rysor) - died from running the game wrong
- Lulu (Rysor) - longest living award
- Chicky (Shandroa) - died as result of Iron Kobold cooking match
- Kolboldtina the Timid Barker (neobolts) - died from being too tasty
- Kobaldaxil Babybane (neobolts) - died from messing with magic
- Fucktoy the Kobald Hooker (neobolts) - died in the inn
- Chubby the Pacifist Nudist (neobolts) - didn't have time to die
- Zhlissy (Epametheus) - died...uh...I forget
- Kobuldus Almost Maxiumus (Epametheus) - won the game hands-down
- Buzzwigggg (Tundra) - died stupidly
- Prince Dieablo (Tundra) - angered Vor
- Sporky (Tundra) - managed to stay until the end
- Me (Xarren) - death by Cthulu-kobold
- Winkes the Unseen Bard (Xarren) - didn't die somehow
NPCs
- King Torg (All Hail King Torg!)
- Vor
- Beastlands
Hats
Cat ears/tail (Shandroa); Chinese traditional (neobolts); Pirate (Valeria); Devil Horns (Rysor); Pimp (Xarren); King (Tundra); Top Hat (Epametheus)
| Kobolds Ate My Baby 2016 | |
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| Mayor | neobolts |
| System | House rules version of BEER! Engine |
| Results | Winner: The Mayor Runner-up: Valeria |
New Year's Day 2016
Setting
West Bumblefuck is a quiet town. To the north of the Kobold Cave lies a large manor house with a number of smaller buildings and a small pond at the base of a waterfall. South of the Kobold Cave lies a commune with a number of buildings and a busy intersection and a murky stream.
PCs
- Peter Fartz (Shyninja)
- Yolo Swaggins (Shyninja)
- Catchfart (Aksani)
- Howlary Clint-ton (Aksani)
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids (Aksani)
- Barky Sanders (Tonsilrock)
- Makobold Rubio (Tonsilrock)
- Flare Snot (Cerberus7)
- Big Eyes (Cerberus7)
- Large Foot (Cerberus 7)
- B. Kobama (Valeria)
- Baby Eater (Rysor)
NPCs
- King Torg (All Hail King Torg!)
- Vor
- Clucky, Cigar Chompin' Cockfighting Luchador Kung-Fu Rooster
Quotes
- "I brought this baby, its just got a big punch in it." - Baby Eater
- "I'm wearing an adult diaper. That took the brunt of it." - Catchfart
- "You are bitten to death by a police officer." - Mayor
House Rules
House rules documents for KAMB 2016. These documents do not contain the rules needed to run KAMB; they supplement KAMB3E and KAMB Super Deluxx.
- House Rules Kobold Character Sheet
- House Rules Quick Reference Sheet
- House Rules Mayor's Loot Pile Tracker
- House Rules Map Photo