The party finds an obelisk and meets for the first time. The party recieved 3 phoenix downs from a mysterious benefactor.
DM: Tundra
Players: Jack (Fallout), Maiyuki (Tundra), Naya (Xarren), Panchu (Neobolts), Ryanna (Rysor), Trixie (Dr. GOD)
Major NPCs: none
Setting: Firstton, Ichiland
XP Awarded: 1000
In-Game Date: 26th of Angel, 6999, 583rd Year of the Phoenix
Real World Date: 1/26/02
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: Crimson Obelisk found. No the prophecies won't be solved in the first adventure.
The party rescues an elven historian and he agrees to tell them where an obelisk is if they go retrieve the Crystal Shard of Salanas. They retrieve it. Meanwhile, Panchu searches for the "panty thief".
DM: Tundra
Players: Jack (Fallout), Maiyuki (Tundra), Naya & Seth (Xarren), Panchu (Neobolts), Trixie (Dr. GOD)
Major NPCs: Crysillyus, elven historian
Setting: Firstton, Ichiland
XP Awarded: 4000
In-Game Date: 27th-28th of Angel, 6999, 583rd Year of the Phoenix
Real World Date: 2/3/02
Quotes: n/a
Additional Info: n/a
The party seizes a pirate ship for Jack, so he can be a pirate. They name the ship the Vengeance of Filleted Candy. They set sail for the blue obelisk, and defeat a minotaur in a maze after finding it. Romance (or at least casual sex) runs rampant within the party.
DM: Tundra
Players: Jack (Fallout), Maiyuki (Tundra), Seth (Xarren), Panchu (Neobolts), Ryanna (Rysor), Trixie (Dr. GOD)
Major NPCs: Crysillyus, elven historian; The Mazekeeper; Lisa, the Mazekeeper's daughter
Setting: n/a
XP Awarded: 3000
In-Game Date: 29th of Angel- 4th of Fiend, 6999, 583rd Year of the Phoenix
Real World Date: 2/10/02
Quotes: "We're the Vengeance of Filleted Candy and not to be messed with." - Trixie
"I don't need you to help me out, I can handle it on my own." - Fighter (who has certain "needs")
"ARRGGHHHHH!" - Panchu the Pirate "Arghh!" - Trixie the Pirate (8 octaves higher)
"Fighter, are you an a$$hole 'cause you're horny now?" - a drunk Trixie
"Fighter's a pervert!" - Trixie "Really? Maybe he'll help me?" - Panchu
Do you want to have sex?" - Trixie "Are you trying to seduce me?" - Fighter
"How to Please Your Pixie" - sex help book title
"We're going to try on panties, 'cause we're pirates! Grrrr!" - Panchu
Additional Info: n/a
The Vengeance of Filleted Candy and crew continue their quest to discover the mystery of the obelisks and find their destiny, but first they stop in Panchu's home town and inadvertently kidnap the princess and wreck Panchu's parents place, and if that wasn't enough carnage the party then sails to Pixieton to harass... ahem, visit with Trixie's mommy and the big stupid thing, Crog, drinks a very expensive potion. All the while, Jack and Maiyuki are lamenting their situation and wondering if this prophecy really isn't worth all the trouble, noise, harassment, jailings, lost nights of sleep, bruises, misfortune, headaches and other things that accompany traveling with a pixie, a slightly insane gnome with aspirations of ooze, a thick headed four armed monster, and a relatively quiet earth mephit, and now there's a princess on the run from her kingdom cause she's a pervert with them too. Let the good times roll!
DM: Tundra
Players: Jack (Fallout), Maiyuki (Tundra), Crog (Xarren), Panchu (Neobolts), Ryanna (Rysor), Trixie (Dr. GOD)
Major NPCs: Anne (Candy) 3 year old daughter of a mean ole pirate captian, Ritzi the Pixie (Trixie's mommy), Shala the Gnomish Princess whose a perv.
Setting: Gnomish Kingdom; Pixieton
XP Awarded: 5000
In-Game Date: 5th of Fiend - 12th of Fiend, 6999, 583rd Year of the Phoenix
Real World Date: 2/17/02
Quotes:"Pixie! YuCk! BLEEEECH!" - Crog
"I already know how to do it on my own." - Fighter (seems yelling this is too necessary)
"Government, no. Theatre, YES!" - Trixie the Pirate pixie (on the political situation of Pixieton)
Additional Info: n/a
The party joins Trixie on her "Pixie Vision Quest" in which they visit the other rooms in Beastlands' tower (since the planet IS a room in Beastlands' tower). In order, the party visits the diamond chandelier room, the Narsha room, the kitchen, the treasure room, the pantry, the Staves of Plotholes Room, and Beastlands' bedroom. They return to their home room, where Beastlands allows them to modify the world to their liking. Unfortuantely for Panchu, the rest of the party then killed the IBDM and restored the world to normal.
DM: Dr. GOD
Players: Jack (Fallout), Maiyuki (Tundra), Panchu (Neobolts), Ryanna (Rysor), Trixie (Dr. GOD)
Major NPCs: Shala, the Gnomish Princess; Lisa Childers, virgin from Godville; Beastlands; Mrs. Beastlands, a male goblin; Trixie-Ryanna, a doppleganger; Itty-Bitty Dust Mite (IBDM), anonmaly
Setting: Pixieton; Beastlands' Tower
XP Awarded: 5000
In-Game Date: 12th of Fiend, 6999, 583rd Year of the Phoenix
Real World Date: 2/24/02
Quotes:"Other than spontaneous suicide, we're getting paid, right?" - Panchu
"We're from the pantyon of the Vengeance of Filleted Candy." - Panchu
"Bring forth a closet!"- Panchu
Additional Info: n/a
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